4:33 PM – 4:59 PM: Emails Confirming Upcoming Video Chat Schedule and URL
5:00 PM: Chat Begins
5:01 PM – 5:06 PM: Technical Support (Mic Unmuting)
5:07 PM – 5:15 PM: How Are Yous/Is Everyone Staying Healthys
5:16 PM – 5:20 PM: That’s Good to Hears and/or Oh No Well I’m Sure It’s Just a Colds
5:21 PM: Text From Uncle Chet Asking If the Chat Is Still On
5:22 PM: Resending of Link to Uncle Chet
5:23 PM – 5:27 PM: College Update From Cousin Sarah (Partial)
5:28 PM: Welcome of Uncle Chet to Chat
5:29 PM – 5:37 PM: College Update From Cousin Sarah (Full)
5:38 PM – 5:40 PM: Silence
5:41 PM- 5:51 PM: Increasingly Obscure Streaming Content (Discussion)
5:52 PM – 5:56 PM: [Inaudible]
5:57 PM – 6:07 PM: Relative Merits of Zoom, Google Hangouts, FaceTime (Discussion)
6:08 PM: Oblique Reference to Social Outing by Grandma Cathy
6:09 PM – 6:14 PM: Assorted Hysteria/Scolding
6:15 PM – 6:18 PM: Terrifying Health News (Discussion)
6:19 PM: Subject Change (Attempt)
6:20 PM – 6:27 PM: Terrifying Health News (Discussion, Continued)
6:28 PM – 6:34 PM: Terrifying Political News (Discussion)
6:34 PM – 6:35 PM: Silence (Sighs/Unaware Face-Rubbing)
6:36 PM: Grandpa Henry Asks Cousin Sarah What’s Happening With College
6:37 PM – 6:38 PM: College Update From Cousin Sarah (Summary)
6:39 PM – 6:42 PM: Silence
6:43 PM – 6:44 PM: Online Game Setup (Attempt)
6:45 PM: Online Game Setup (Failure)
6:46 PM – 6:49 PM: This Is Sincerely the Highlight of Our Week (Discussion)
6:50 PM – 6:53 PM: Love Yous/Goodbyes
6:54 – 7:39: Silence
7:40: Uncle Chet Asks Cousin Sarah How College Is Going