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Invitations: $100
Invitation Embossing: $300
Website Design & Maintenance: $2,000
New York Times Announcement: $750
Welcome Balloons: $119
Welcome Blimp: $2,400
Valet Stroller Parking: $500
Nanny Holding Area:$250
Magician: $600
Rabbit Groomer: $400
Puppet Show: $750
Kabuki Workshop: $2,500
Balloon Animals: $200
Balloon Animals (life-sized): $1,800
Balloon Sistine Chapel: $21,000
Komodo Dragon Exhibit/Demonstration: $7,000
Komodo Dragon Venom Antidote (per vial): $267,482
The Wiggles: $80,000
Laurie Berkner: $15,000
Non-Equity Actor With Guitar: $25
Bouncy Castle Rental: $1,500
Bouncy Castle Liability Insurance: $20,000
Craft Table: $400
Metallurgy Table: $1,200
Gothic Architecture Table: $8,000
Nano-Robotics Lab: $14,000
Anti-Gravity Chamber: $1.3 million
Chocolate Pudding Diving Tank: $12,000
Organic Chicken Nuggets: $400
Artisanal Ketchup: $150
Birthday Cake: $575
Dairy-Free Birthday Cake Surcharge Just for That One Damn Kid: $300
Skittles: $174.23
Photographer: $800
Videographer: $1,200
Motion-Capture 3-D Holographer: $47,570
Embedded Wall Street Journal Reporter: $500
Archivist: $300
Dramaturg: $250
Ken Burns: $22,000
Sushi for Parents: $827
Open Bar for Parents: $2,300
Reiki Masseuse for Parents: $550
Elvis Costello Acoustic Concert for Parents: $35,000
Dolce & Gabbana Goody Bags: $795
I Guess You Want Something In Those: $4,738
iPod Lollipops: $3,582
Bronze Mini-Busts of Birthday Child: $16,200
I Bet You Won’t Notice This Charge: $1,750
Closing Fireworks & Laser Show: $47,900
Ambien For Kids (per dose): $55
Birthday Money Brokerage Fee: $5,000
Gift Hauling: $600