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March 26, 2025Star Wars Quotes That I, a Federal Employee, Would Like to Say to Elon Musk
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March 26, 2025How to Cosplay as a Parent
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March 20, 2025RFK Jr.’s Plans for Stopping the Bird Flu
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March 20, 2025Niche Romance Novel Microtropes
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 10, 2025Kirkus Reviews of Trump’s Second Term
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March 3, 2025Accurate College Marketing Taglines
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March 3, 2025Other Things John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Wished People Shouted at Him
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February 26, 2025An Updated Guide to Generations
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February 25, 2025Let’s Bring Back Traditional Values (No, Not Those Ones)
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February 20, 2025So You’re Trying to Rationalize Rooting for USA Hockey as Our Country Turns into an Autocracy
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February 14, 2025Quotes from Famous Romance Films Rewritten for the First Weeks of Trump’s Second Term
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas