STYLISH ALT-RIGHT BEANIE!
- - -
DECORATIVE RUSSIAN DOLL/WEBCAM!
- - -
NON-PERISHABLE MEAT CHUNKS!
- - -
TICKETS TO A MUSICAL BETTER THAN THE OVERRATED HAMILTON!
- - -
A FULL LEGAL DEFENSE TEAM!
- - -
MOBILE SENSORY DEPRIVATION TANK!
- - -
Need a gift idea? Donate to McSweeney’s in a friend or loved one’s name. We’ll email you a specially designed certificate to print or email to let them know of your sparkling generosity. And from now through December 25, any donation will be doubled by generous donors.