Me want to eat cookie, but me take photo of cookie first.
Me get angry when peanut butter cookies not use sustainable Valencia grade peanuts.
Me travelled to Malmö last winter for ultimate shortbread cookie experience.
Sometimes me think that cookies too important in my life. Then me think, “Mmm… Cookie.”
Me know this Haute Couture macaron cost more than most Southeast Asians earn in day, but me can’t help myself.
Me no understand gluten-free. Me think these people have lost their joie de vivre. Me sad for them.
Me spend half my paycheck on cookies.
Me saw David Chang on subway and thanked him personally for Milk Bar confetti cookie.
Me like micro cookie but wish it were bigger.
Me found handcrafted iced pumpkin Macadamia cookie at farmer’s market and me went completely insane.
Me keep a reserve of Keebler Soft n’ Chewy Chips Deluxe in cupboard, but me embarrassed to admit it.