The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Devorah Blachor
Devorah Blachor is the author of The Feminist’s Guide to Raising a Little Princess. She also wrote the novels Farbissen and Fakakt but sadly never got around to writing Faklempt.
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March 11, 2025Let’s Save Western Civilization by Being Cruel Motherfuckers
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February 13, 2025Government Welfare Is Evil, Unless the Money Goes to the Wealthiest Man in the World
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 22, 2024We Didn’t Vote for Kamala Harris Back in 2024, and Now We’re Stuck in This MAGA Work Camp on Mount Rushmore
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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August 28, 2024Will Someone Please Help Me Slander Kamala Harris in a Way That Sticks?
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May 31, 2024“Why I Am Still Voting for Donald Trump” Mad Libs
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April 26, 2024What Your New York City Tourist Recommendation Says About You
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April 12, 2024Is Reinstating a Misogynist 1864 Law Bad for Our Brand?
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February 26, 2024Life Begins at Conception, Unless It’s an Election Year
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead
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March 21, 2025American History Lessons Edited to Comply with Anti-DEI Standards
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March 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: The Process: Judy Baca, Generation on Fire, 2023