1. Sees you when you’re sleeping.
2. Knows when you’re awake.
3. Knows if you’ve been bad or good.
4. Accepts cookies.
5. Knows what you want for Christmas.
6. Founder and CEO always seen in the same clothing.
7. Processes massive amounts of data.
8. Covers the globe.
9. Contracts out most of the work.
10. Fake news.
11. Provides employees with free snacks, an on-site barbershop, and health and dental care.
12. Delivers puppies, kittens and rainbows.
13. Knows your favorite songs and movies.
14. Is in every house on Christmas Eve.
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Santa: 1, 9
Facebook’s Kids Messenger: 12 (If pictures count. Santa doesn’t deliver rainbows.)
Both: 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11 (thanks, Hermey), 13, 14